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[armwriostle]

OPEN SEASON

@cerberus
30s / male / anyone / 7♦

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My Self-Summary

Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.

My Future Plans

Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?

My Talents

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

I kept this one because it was amusing.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.

That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.

My Ideal Partner

Ah...

Height 183 cm Body Type Athletic Smokes Yes Drinks Tea Drugs Absolutely Not Constellation Cerberus Education N/A Occupation Warden Income N/A Children Perhaps Pets No Hobbies Recommend me one.

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

Wrong. The right choice is tea.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.

.05 TITS OR ASS

Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Sweet

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Rough Sex

Personality Type
ENTJ-A

ENERGY

91%

extraverted

MIND

50%

intuitive

NATURE

99%

thinking

TACTICS

87%

judging

IDENTITY

95%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[armwriostle]

horlogerie
CHECK OUT MY FULL PROFILE

( F, 24 / My True Love / 6♥︎ )
Ah, hello. I'm Lesley. I'm interested in learning about this place so that I might be able to return home. I miss it so. If you know anything that might lead to finding such an escape, I would appreciate to hear from you. This is a dating profile though... I'm quite shy, apologies. Perhaps we could get to know each other though? You see, I'm looking for my true love and I wish to save my first time with whom I wish to live the rest of my life with. I've been hiding in my room mostly. I fear getting taken advantage of if I linger too long outside of it.

I hope that we can get along well.

RATE MY ASS!

ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10, RATE MY ASS

RESORT CALCULATED STATS!

THE TRUTH ABOUT ME

SOCIABLE
★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

HONEST
★★★★★★★★★★

HORNY
★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

SWEET
★★★★★★★★★☆

INQUISITIVE
★★★★★★★★★★

Send me a message!
OR...
Schedule a date!
SEND ME A SMILING EMOJI. DON'T WORRY - ALL DATES ARE MANDATORY IF REQUESTED! YAY!

@relater

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

I see.
I feel like I'm not adjusting at all. Everything is so new and different. The technology is so overwhelming.
If you say that I can still hold onto my wishes though, I'll trust you. It sounds like you've been here awhile?

Oh, you're so very stubborn aren't you? Hehe...

@molotovmoustache

[armwriostle]

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Ah, I grew up in the countryside, but I moved to the city for work. I think I was still getting used to the city life before finding myself here.

That's quite smart though. I'll try and arm myself for the future. Even if it isn't necessary, I would rather be prepared for the worst. I hope it doesn't come to it though...

I'm not sure. I am a little used to being alone. I think...maybe I just need a little longer to get used to this place before I venture out too much? It's all overwhelming. I've not seen anything like this place, so I think part of my struggle is how unfamiliar the place is on top of what they ask of us. How do they expect someone to just accept everything at once?

Maybe once I feel like I've gotten onto my feet and I know you a little better...I wouldn't mind such company. Hehe...

@cartographie

[armwriostle]

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The staff...ah, I suppose anyone working for this place shouldn't be trusted. I'll protect it well.
I don't want spaces that are meant to be safe to end up in the wrong hands.

[And while he is pretending to be something he isn't, he does mean that. These things weren't something he intended to abuse, but knowing such places exist meant he could also use it to help others.]

Oh, yes! I suppose that makes sense.
Why doesn't this place have mailboxes I wonder? Are mailboxes obsolete in the future?
I'm getting off track though. My room is...

[Wriothesley realizes he should have faked her rank to be his, but he isn't if not fast on his feet. It's lucky that the 5 and 6 suites are similar and shares floors and he happens to be very close to a certain rank 5.

The room he gives belongs to Clorinde, to Clorinde's misfortune.

Would it be easier to come clean and just ask this stranger not to reveal anything? Probably. But Wriothesley loves a challenge in possibly the dumbest ways.]

@riskybeenus

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

Net. Is that what this is called? Why is it called a net? There are no holes like one for it.

We don't have to travel...but I hope that they'll have the passion for it. To see beyond borders and to find new experiences. It sounds delightful, no?

@riskybeenus

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

Now that’s some sweet talk if I’ve ever heard some. Are you trying to get into my good graces? You like my ass that much?

[Even through text, it’s obvious that he was amused.]

Your idea of cute is a little questionable.

Also breedable is quite the word to use when I’m pretty sure you can’t prove it. Last I checked, your dick is intent on keeping itself pure for your future spouse.

I don’t think I can trust your opinion.

I also feel like that doesn’t answer my question at all.

[riskybeenus]

i lyk ur tits more, but its a good ass

[He has never been shy about being a tits guy, not when he shamelessly grabs those each time he can. Sadly, his efforts are now gone. Back to regular Rinne text.]

aint dat suuuuper clear?? hmm gimme a list of names n ill tell u who wud b my babygirl 4 em

@orobashi

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

There's no need to apologize. Acclimating here takes a lot of time.
You must be overwhelmed.

What an impressive creature. I would love to see him.
I didn't get to keep a pet before, so I can't help but be a little jealous.

If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to reach out. If it's chips or getting used to the place or anything I might be able to assist with, please feel free to contact me.
I'd be more than happy to help out.
Well, since we're on the subject...
Is there anything you might need to help and settle yourself into the resort?

[orobashi]

The only thing I could possibly think of is a more proper enclosure for Lt. Yellow. They've only given him a fish bowl, and while he's able to exist outside of water by wrapping around my wrist, I'd hardly want him to sleep at night either there or in a tiny bowl like that.

If you do assist me in this way, I insist on paying you back in due time.

@tfy

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

It's not preferred. If you're lacking judges, I don't mind at least having an eye to watch it, but I'd prefer that I'm not really showcased in any manner. After all, the true stars are the contestants, no?

Though that's unfortunate. I guess that it's hard to keep track who comes and goes until you go looking for them.

Oh? You arrived with your partner? Is it difficult for you two to participate in the game? I believe that's a personal question though, so don't feel obligated to answer. I don't think I've really met people here whom had a partner much less one that arrived with them.

Though, it is my opinion that they hardly care about how we are as people as long as they get what they want out of us, which is sex. While I would still call this place a cage, they do give enough amenities that it seems that how we go about our days doesn't matter as long as sex is achieved.

It's just easier to get sex from people completely assimilated to this place.

[Which is to say, it is important to keep one's mind and sense of self intact, but that is more of a requirement for them to survive and less about the house's nefarious plots.

He also still feels there's a good line between sense of self and egotistical.]

[tfy]

So you would like to judge?

🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳 Excellent!!! I'll put your name down right away!

Though first I should figure out your name. What might that be? It's not actually Cerebrus, is it?

[As for him and his partner, well. He could reject that line of questioning, but he's already told a couple of people. So!]

It doesn't make things difficult. It makes things quite simple, really. We just don't play! Never have, never will!

Or so I thought, but someone else actually just told me about a loophole. There's a way to collect cards without touching someone at all, supposedly. So we might try that.

Or not. It depends on what Jun-kun wants!

As for that last thing you said, I'm sure that's the main thing they want. But that's not really all, is it? I don't know how much you've heard about "suit effects," but apparently our suits give nasty side effects. Stuff like nightmares, sickness, hallucinations and violent tendencies. Those all seem like they'd make sex more difficult, not easier.

And while a dry spell can trigger those symptoms, Rinne-senpai also said they can flare up at random. So it's not just about sex, in other words. They want our minds, bodies and souls all absolutely rotted.

Which is why it's so important that I stay my dazzling self no matter what happens! I'll hang onto that ego until the day I die, thanks.

Wriothesley

[armwriostle]

AFTER DARK PROFILE

PERSONAL

NAME: Wriothesley
AGE: 35
GENDER: Male
CARD: J♦
SEEKING: A good time :)

HEIGHT: 6'0"
WEIGHT: Sturdy and all muscle.
PENIS/BREASTS: BETWEEN 8 TO 9 INCHES. Please measure and submit your findings to staff when applicable.
ASS: PHAT
THIGHS: THICC
HAIR: Salt-and-pepper mess that look like dog ears. Go on and pet him.

EROGENOUS ZONES: Neck, Chest, Behind the ears
OLFACTORY: Like a warm cup of tea in the midst of winter.
POSITION: He's here to serve YOU.

GREEN FLAGS

• Friendly
• Flexible
• Freaky

RED FLAGS

• Private/Secretive
• Ex Convict
• Trust Issues

TURN ONS

• Praise
• Confidence
• You ;)

OUR COMPATIBILITY DO THIS KINK

MATCH WITH ME

@lieabilities

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

You now what?
No, this is fine.
I can't believe you've denied me petting all this time.
I'm hurt, really.

@calmomile

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

[Don't judge it too much. Unfortunately, there's a lot of truth to it. Even if Wriothesley might side step it if brought up.]

Does that surprise you?
I happen to be quite fond of tea and I've grown quite a nice tea collection during my stay here.

@laserguy

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

Hm?
Cat got your tongue?

Did I tease you a little too much?

@incirculation

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

I haven't had many complaints about it from other people.
If anything, some seem fond of it.
Possibly, the coolness is nice when their skin is so hot.
You'll probably be fine here as far as cold hands go.

[Though, maybe her hands are that much colder than his.]

Sometimes people put up walls to protect themselves.
At the same time, I imagine people yearn for connection and for someone who can get through those defenses still and not fear when they do.
Isn't it normal for people not to want to get hurt so they're careful who they let in?

[Wriothesley is, after all, very much that. A man who had built an entire fortress around their heart, but still craves for closeness with others. Trust was hard to build though and so expecting someone to have the patience to breach their defenses is a tall order too.]

@keita

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

I don't feel misled.
It's just something I didn't expect.
Honestly, I'm not someone who is going to judge too harshly anyways.

I spent many of my years seeing all kinds of people who enter prison for something that I might consider inconsequential to those that deserved to have justice come down upon their neck.
I don't expect everyone to have a perfect life.
I would find that more shocking if anything.

We all have skeletons in our closet.
Unsavory pasts that we would like to move forward from.

It's kind of refreshing if anything.
The bits of imperfection in your person after being shown such a prim and proper man most of the time.

@birding

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

I think there is good reason why I might be biased.
Being a lap dog doesn't sound so bad if I get to be praised by you.

[Also his praise kink is showing a little.]

I don't usually fill these out, honestly.
I usually just let them write what they please, though maybe I should start filling them out.
They're getting pretty bold.

@empaler

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

How can I forget a guy who wanted to fight me everyday when he got sent down into the Fortress?
He's not someone that's easy to forget.

[He can't. He's naturally like that.]

I hope you only send these to me.
I'd be affronted if you were cheating and sending these to other people.
I don't know. What do they do?

@keyeju

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

What do you mean?
I think that some of the details match well is all.

@broca

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

I see.
Well, I guess I don't actually.

Is it bad?

@comfypillow

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

[He's not particularly surprised by the answer. Just the fact they're able to sleep through this is impressive enough. Perhaps the man is just that tired and they're, unfortunately, stuck here for awhile longer.

He glances at Quincy's watch, a quirk of his lips at how obnoxious his watch apparently was being. If it wasn't the club, his watch seemed to equally be doing its best to be as bothersome.]

Yeah, that's me. [He feels a bit bad for the guy. Considering that even he finds this place a bit too loud to his tastes, he doesn't blame them for not being comfortable.] I assume they won't just let us walk out together right? [It seems too easy to just let them claim they're going to leave together then part ways.] How about we reserve a private room? It'll probably be more peaceful until the two hours are up.

@nonvoting

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

Oh? It sounds like you're well acquainted with what you're after.
I hope you find one or two since that's what this whole thing is for, no?

Is it not true?
Socializing is healthy.

[That is a very non answer to Tseng's question.]

Lesley

[armwriostle]

AFTER DARK PROFILE

PERSONAL

NAME: Lesley
AGE: 32
GENDER: Female
CARD: J♦
SEEKING: A nice connection...

HEIGHT: 6'0"
WEIGHT: Curves in all the right places ;)
PENIS/BREASTS: They're heavy, so you should help hold them.
ASS: An entire bakery is packed in there.
THIGHS: Thighs to keep your ears warm.
HAIR: Ebony with some white here and there.

EROGENOUS ZONES: Neck, Chest, Small of her back
OLFACTORY: The smell of frost meeting warm earthy tones
POSITION: She's shy but willing wherever you want her.

GREEN FLAGS

• Sweet
• Shy
• Easygoing

RED FLAGS

• Hidden voracious side
• More than meets the eye
• Trust Issues

TURN ONS

• Praise
• Patience
• Possessiveness

OUR COMPATIBILITY DO THIS KINK

MATCH WITH ME

@swordhardy

[armwriostle]

[Continued from here.]

Sometimes it's easier to go with what society dictates.
I suppose I felt a little pressured when I moved to the city.
I'll try to be less self conscious about it here, but it has become somewhat of a habit.

A few months. I've mostly kept to myself though.
This place can be a little overwhelming for me, but the resort does force our hand with these profiles.
I'm a little embarrassed with what they've written, so please don't pay any heed to it!