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30s / male / anyone / 7♦
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Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.
Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?
The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.
I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.
I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.
I kept this one because it was amusing.
Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.
That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.
Ah...
Wrong. The right choice is tea.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.
.05 TITS OR ASS
Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Sweet
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
Rough Sex
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@empaler
How can I forget a guy who wanted to fight me everyday when he got sent down into the Fortress?
He's not someone that's easy to forget.
[He can't. He's naturally like that.]
I hope you only send these to me.
I'd be affronted if you were cheating and sending these to other people.
I don't know. What do they do?
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He's a floor above me. I believe we'll both be seeing more of him in the very near future.
They put on another coat.
[ get it.... a coat of paint... ]
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Haha.
You never disappoint.
Thanks for the good laugh.