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[armwriostle]

OPEN SEASON

@cerberus
30s / male / anyone / 7♦

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My Self-Summary

Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.

My Future Plans

Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?

My Talents

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

I kept this one because it was amusing.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.

That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.

My Ideal Partner

Ah...

Height 183 cm Body Type Athletic Smokes Yes Drinks Tea Drugs Absolutely Not Constellation Cerberus Education N/A Occupation Warden Income N/A Children Perhaps Pets No Hobbies Recommend me one.

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

Wrong. The right choice is tea.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.

.05 TITS OR ASS

Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Sweet

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Rough Sex

Personality Type
ENTJ-A

ENERGY

91%

extraverted

MIND

50%

intuitive

NATURE

99%

thinking

TACTICS

87%

judging

IDENTITY

95%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[laserguy]

that yeah, and you're older than me. and more experienced.

[By a good decade or so. Something that doesn't really bother Scott because he genuinely likes and trusts Wriothesley, but there's no denying that there's an age gap between them.

Still he smiles seeing Wriothesley admit that he's enjoyed their time together. Not that's he really doubted it, but it still makes Scott happy to see this.]

if you're really okay with it. then i'd be okay with it too. i don't want to just uh, box our relationship into one thing. as you said. [Maybe it's even a little exciting in its own way? To get on top of Wriothesley and... fuck him. Not that he hasn't enjoyed Wriothesley being on top, far from it, but he's been exploring new stuff about himself anyway.]

[armwriostle]

Well, the more experienced me has found a lot of what I like and the list is far more extensive than the list of things I don't like.

[And he doesn't mind helping people become more experienced. It would be safer that way to help lead others along anyways. Plus, he thinks Scott would still be cute even if he was the one receiving instead of the other.

He won't say that out loud because he can already imagine the bratty response back.]

Next time then.
Besides.
You make it sound like I wouldn't make you a begging mess while being on the receiving end.

[laserguy]

[It makes sense. With all that experience, he's found more things that he enjoys. Some stuff that he doesn't. But shit, wouldn't it also be really embarrassing if he doesn't end up liking Scott on 'top?' PROBABLY... but Scott will try and shove that feeling down.

Worst case, they'll just go back to the usual, right? COUGH.

He rereads the 'next time' comment a few times before finally responding.]

yeah big words now, asshole. sure you're not just talking about yourself?

[Good one........]

[armwriostle]

You're right. They're big words, but I think my asshole can talk to talk. Thanks for realizing it.

[He is the most aggravating man in the world right now. Surely Scott can imagine the cackle this man was having.]

I can also beg if that's what you're into.
Please treat me well~!

[laserguy]

[COMPLETELY INSUFFERABLE.

He has to type 'kick his ass' and 'blast his ass' a couple of times before erasing it, because it didn't work the first time.]

you're the worst. and a pain.

[Why does he look up to this guy again???????]

[armwriostle]

Mhm. I know that isn't true, but I'll let you be for the sake of your pride~

[Please bully him back someday Scoot. He deserves it.]