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[armwriostle]

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@cerberus
30s / male / anyone / 7♦

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My Self-Summary

Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.

My Future Plans

Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?

My Talents

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

I kept this one because it was amusing.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.

That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.

My Ideal Partner

Ah...

Height 183 cm Body Type Athletic Smokes Yes Drinks Tea Drugs Absolutely Not Constellation Cerberus Education N/A Occupation Warden Income N/A Children Perhaps Pets No Hobbies Recommend me one.

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wrong. The right choice is tea.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.

.05 TITS OR ASS

Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Sweet

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Rough Sex

Personality Type
ENTJ-A

ENERGY

91%

extraverted

MIND

50%

intuitive

NATURE

99%

thinking

TACTICS

87%

judging

IDENTITY

95%

assertive

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Comments

[armwriostle]

You could say that. The small town I was from did see a lot of people travel to it, but having a home with two stories there was considered rare. My family was small, but I was happy with it.

Weapons that I can hide in plain sight... Have you had to be prepared for such attacks? You sound like you've gone through a lot. I hope that life has been treating you well, monsieur...

I understand what you're saying. I want to be true to myself as much as possible. If that means not fitting standards, then I guess I must be prepared to accept that or become a trendsetter. Or I believe that is what you are getting at?

I'll do my best!

You're truly so sweet though. To want to help a complete stranger. I'm very thankful at your kind words. Would it be rude to ask for your name? I hope that it would be okay to eventually call you my friend at the very least.
Is that alright?

[molotovmoustache]

Ah, well if you had a town where many traveled to and fro, you may better understand my need for such preparations. I've been quite the traveler myself for most of my life! With the open road to call my home and an adventure always at my finger tips, to be prepared in such a way only made sure I could continue to follow my dreams!

You need not worry for me, ma chère! Life has been kind, if not strange as of late with my arrival here.

[A very picture-esque fib! Granted, Baptiste has no idea he's not the only one spinning tales here. At least his lies are simply of omission!]

Ah to become a trendsetter! I like that turn on you. You've picked up what I've placed down perfectly. So I suppose that means you really will be just fine...

You are welcome to my name. My name is Baptiste LaFontaine!

To reach for another in need is my privilege from where I currently stand - and a traveler such as myself never turns down the opportunity to make a new friend. So to count Lesley among them someday would be a treat.

[armwriostle]

An adventurer?
Oh, I'd love to hear what stories you might have from your travels sometime.

[This is probably one of the most honest statements from the other. Wriothesley had never traveled outside of his nation, so he can't help but allured by the stories and experiences of others.]

Ehe...
I don't know how successful I'll be in actual execution, but the best I can do is try.

Baptiste LaFontaine. It is a name, I think, that would fit in perfectly where I'm from. I don't think we travel the same world, but it seems like familiarity strikes even between them.

Thank you. I hope that we can become wonderful friends then, Baptiste.

[molotovmoustache]

Would you? Now that sounds delightful. Then I have a wonderful little idea for us.

In the spirit of our wonderful friendship - know that you can message me at anytime. I'll pen a new story for you each and every time, I promise. You can tell me if it sounds like something from your world, if you wish even!

Then, by the time you're ready to come out - perhaps you'll have already made a friend!

I look forward to your next message, Lesley.

Until then? You have my deepest well wishes!

[armwriostle]

O-Okay then!

I hope that next time I message you, you'll have a wonderful story to tell. I really do look forward to it.

I feel a little better about this place, so hopefully we'll speak again soon.

Au revoir.