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30s / male / anyone / 7♦
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Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.
Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?
The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.
I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.
I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.
I kept this one because it was amusing.
Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.
That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.
Ah...
Wrong. The right choice is tea.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.
.05 TITS OR ASS
Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Sweet
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
Rough Sex
ENTJ-A

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If you do assist me in this way, I insist on paying you back in due time.
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Well, you're in luck then.
Tinkering and building are something of a pastime for me. Creating a proper enclosure like a tank should be easy work for me.
If you let me know how big he is, I can make him something better and drop it off to your suite. No need to interact with me if you still need the space to settle in.
Don't worry too much about it. I'm more than happy to help.
If you insist, then I just ask for a proper date in the future.
Oh.
Perhaps tea recommendations. I'm always looking to trying more tea blends.