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[armwriostle]

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@cerberus
30s / male / anyone / 7♦

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My Self-Summary

Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.

My Future Plans

Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?

My Talents

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

I kept this one because it was amusing.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.

That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.

My Ideal Partner

Ah...

Height 183 cm Body Type Athletic Smokes Yes Drinks Tea Drugs Absolutely Not Constellation Cerberus Education N/A Occupation Warden Income N/A Children Perhaps Pets No Hobbies Recommend me one.

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wrong. The right choice is tea.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.

.05 TITS OR ASS

Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Sweet

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Rough Sex

Personality Type
ENTJ-A

ENERGY

91%

extraverted

MIND

50%

intuitive

NATURE

99%

thinking

TACTICS

87%

judging

IDENTITY

95%

assertive

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Comments

[keita]

And yet you are judging. I don't blame you, of course, it's quite deserved, and you're in good company; very, very few have ever known me without one day coming to be disappointed. Unfortunately, what most perceive as propriety is merely a relic of my upbringing.

[armwriostle]

Well, I suppose that's human nature to make opinions based on what we see and hear, but it hardly makes the full picture. So I feel like I can't also assume I know everything about you, especially since this is the first bits about you that I've come to learn that don't feel only surface level.

Why do you say disappointed though? Do you think that you possibly not being a perfect husband is somehow a disappointment to me?

[keita]

It certainly seems rather that way, yes.

[armwriostle]

Maybe if you told me that you were a terrible husband who killed his wife or left them to rot and die, I'd definitely be disappointed.

If I was disappointed by every person that I met whom did something I might be surprised or didn't agree with, I'd be out of a job.
Being a bad husband is certainly not high on my list of things I frown upon on the regular.

Would you be disappointed in me if it were reversed?

[keita]

This is not something I say often, Mr. Wriothesley, but I must confess I am bewildered by this conversation. Of course I wouldn't be disappointed.

[armwriostle]

Then I see that we are in agreement, no?

While I am surprised and I might have initial thoughts and judgments, I would not say I am disappointed in the person you might be.
The same if the situation were reversed.

It's something new that I've learned about you. We are all complex beings with many details that make us who we are.
Besides, I feel like it seems counter intuitive considering that I am the one who has actually been convicted for a crime.

[Tit for tat, he decides to offer just a bit of himself that might not put him in a good light.]

[keita]

Then perhaps I might suggest seeking to understand first, before voicing such judgments aloud, such that you don't make your conversation partner regret having opened up to you.

Was this before or after you became the administrator of your prison?