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[armwriostle]

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@cerberus
30s / male / anyone / 7♦

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My Self-Summary

Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.

My Future Plans

Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?

My Talents

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

I kept this one because it was amusing.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.

That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.

My Ideal Partner

Ah...

Height 183 cm Body Type Athletic Smokes Yes Drinks Tea Drugs Absolutely Not Constellation Cerberus Education N/A Occupation Warden Income N/A Children Perhaps Pets No Hobbies Recommend me one.

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wrong. The right choice is tea.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.

.05 TITS OR ASS

Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Sweet

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Rough Sex

Personality Type
ENTJ-A

ENERGY

91%

extraverted

MIND

50%

intuitive

NATURE

99%

thinking

TACTICS

87%

judging

IDENTITY

95%

assertive

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Comments

[armwriostle]

I appreciate it.
Or is this your way of buttering me up, monsieur?

Where to start though. Is there anything specific you want to know about me?
Or was the description of my hair that charming to you?

[swordhardy]

There's a little bit of buttering up in there, but I mean it. I'm not someone who can judge others.

What are your interests? We can start there.

[armwriostle]

I'm flattered all the same.

Oh. Well I dream of being able to travel, though I guess that's not possible here.
I like flowers, though I have no green thumb or talent to care for them.
I love the ocean, which is a shame given our current predicament.

What do you like in return, monsieur?

[swordhardy]

Flowers and the ocean? I like those too. I’ve spent a great deal of time out on the ocean. First, in a prison out at sea, and then after the prison break, on ships. Fishing is a lot of fun!

I’m also a swordsman, so I also enjoy training and a good battle. A good bottle of wine, too.

[armwriostle]

A prison out at sea? How interesting.
I know a nation where its prison was under the water.

[This was a tidbit Wriothesley didn't know and was honestly curious to hear.]

Should you be admitting escaping to me~?
What if I tattle on you, monsieur?
Hehe, just kidding.

You must be strong then. I'll expect you to protect me if I ever need saving.
Please save me if that happens!
Wine is good though. I quite enjoy a good wine with a good meal.

[swordhardy]

Haha, even if you weren’t kidding, it’s fine. What are the chances there’s a warden around here? And those guys in the jail downstairs are pretty lazy.

Of course I’d save you. Would you give me a kiss after?

What’s your favorite dish? I’m not too picky when it comes to food… but I do love candied sweet potatoes.