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[armwriostle]

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@cerberus
30s / male / anyone / 7♦

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My Self-Summary

Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.

My Future Plans

Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?

My Talents

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

I kept this one because it was amusing.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.

That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.

My Ideal Partner

Ah...

Height 183 cm Body Type Athletic Smokes Yes Drinks Tea Drugs Absolutely Not Constellation Cerberus Education N/A Occupation Warden Income N/A Children Perhaps Pets No Hobbies Recommend me one.

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wrong. The right choice is tea.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.

.05 TITS OR ASS

Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Sweet

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Rough Sex

Personality Type
ENTJ-A

ENERGY

91%

extraverted

MIND

50%

intuitive

NATURE

99%

thinking

TACTICS

87%

judging

IDENTITY

95%

assertive

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Comments

[armwriostle]

I don't think you can, but that's not a failing on you.
It's natural to be worried about people we care about, so hearing that you have an illness is just a natural concern.
If there's nothing I can do about it, then it is what it is.

I hope that if you ever need anything though, that you'll reach out to me.

[broca]

I don't know if there's anything I would need either...

It should be fine as long as I don't die. There might be a problem then.

[ It's an absurdly stupid sounding comment to make, but he's not thinking of his own death as the problem. He's thinking of the fact that the disease he has only becomes contagious once he becomes a corpse, but of course in true Broca fashion none of that is clear in his clipped way of expressing himself. ]

[armwriostle]

Broca...

[There's a lot of problems with that sentence??? Like the fact of Broca dying? Nevermind that, he isn't sure Broca is even taking account the literal psychic damage of him passing away.

The reply itself is kind of weirdly threatening. Like him dying would cause something.]

What do you mean by that?

[broca]

My body isn't infectious to other people as it is, but it would be as a corpse.