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[armwriostle]

OPEN SEASON

@cerberus
30s / male / anyone / 7♦

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My Self-Summary

Rather than put my information here so gratuitously, why not arrange a date and we can meet and chat? I would much prefer that.

My Future Plans

Return home at some point. Is that what most people would put here?

My Talents

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

I kept this one because it was amusing.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Can someone tell me what Die Hard is and who Bruce Willis is? Thank you.

That aside, I'm fond of classical and jazz music. If you know me then you must know my fondness for tea at this point.

My Ideal Partner

Ah...

Height 183 cm Body Type Athletic Smokes Yes Drinks Tea Drugs Absolutely Not Constellation Cerberus Education N/A Occupation Warden Income N/A Children Perhaps Pets No Hobbies Recommend me one.

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

Wrong. The right choice is tea.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No real experience with either. I know of some magicians though.

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

I never really had the luxury of baths, so I would say showers.

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Considering I am always around water, I might be partial to pirates.

.05 TITS OR ASS

Making me choose? Well, I suppose one can really enjoy a good ass.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

My answer from before hasn't changed. Tea.

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Sweet

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Warmth and sun is so rare, so I'm partial to Summer.

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Rough Sex

Personality Type
ENTJ-A

ENERGY

91%

extraverted

MIND

50%

intuitive

NATURE

99%

thinking

TACTICS

87%

judging

IDENTITY

95%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[riskybeenus]

y not meet w/ me and i'll tell u?

wat's its name?

[armwriostle]

Oh. I'm
I'm sorry! I think that I'm still not prepared to meet face to face.
I hope you can wait until I'm feeling more confident...

The town is called Petrichor. It's a small little place, but the area is quite gorgeous.

[riskybeenus]

awww i dont bite tho 🥺

sounds lyk a nice place. nothing lyk dis 1 eh?

[armwriostle]

Please wait for me a little longer!!!
I'll make up for it when I'm ready.

This place is so different to what I'm used to. It's true.

[riskybeenus]

den how bout u show me ur face here instead~ i lyk seein d ppl i talk 2

but do u lyk it here?

[armwriostle]

Eh?
How do I show you my face without meeting you...?

I don't know. It's a little much, isn't it?

[riskybeenus]

same way u did 2 take ur pic, but in video

ur gonna get used 2 it

[armwriostle]

?
I didn't take any pictures and I don't know what a video is.

[These were true moments for Wriothesley when he first arrived, but now he's just playing dumb to bide time. Sorry.]

[riskybeenus]

so hu's d girl in ur profile

ur not some balding old dude w/ a beer belly r u

[armwriostle]

Me...?
I thought...the pictures were made by this place. Does that mean everyone took their pictures except me?

Oh dear.
I hope not.
I think I'd be even less inclined to leave my room.

[riskybeenus]

(≖_≖ ) hmmmmmm

prove it

[armwriostle]

Ah?
How can I?

[riskybeenus]

send me a new pic!!

doesn't even have 2 b ur whole face i need 2 double check if ur real

[armwriostle]

I barely know who you are!
I don't have to prove anything to you, actually so goodbye.

I suppose I'm just not real to you and that's fine!

[Actually, he is kind of laughing, but typing that out felt way silly for him. Bye, Rinne. Thanks for the conversation to pass the time.]