I'm a rough, tough, and gruff prison guard. My job is my life and I've been doing since I was a baby. Yeah, that's right. When I was three months old I arrested my first criminal and never stopped.

Even if I'm married to the job I think I'm a pretty cool guy. I ride a motorcycle through the prison. The inmates love me. I used to have a beard but recently shaved it off, that's why I look so young despite being sixty-nine this year.

I sleepwalk and tend to arrest people while I'm dreaming. Sorry if I do it to you. Can't help it. I'm always living the job.

I spent so much time on the job that I put my love life to the side.

I'd like to fix that. I'm looking to date and get out there, maybe find someone to really connect with. I'm going to keep doing my job as long as I live but it would be nice to do it with someone sweet to support me.

It's also my dream to wrestle a jaguar and win. So, that's on the list.

The only thing I know how to do is sexy arrests.

I know exactly how to stick out my legs and ass while throwing a criminal down. I know how to pose for the camera while snapping the cuffs over their wrists. I can strut and show off my glutes and thighs while leading them away to the police car.

I've spent my whole life sexily arresting that I don't know what else to do. I'd love for you to introduce me into hobbies and experiences that I can do sexily.

Die Hard.

If you don't like Die Hard, don't talk to me.

Well. Okay. If you're a Bruce Willis fan in general we're alright.

Someone that wants to be sexily arrested.

A kind soul, to break through my rough and tough exterior and find the gentle man inside.

Blondes. I'm real weak for blondes.

Anyone that loves a sexy warden. That's me.

If you got booty. I love slapping cheeks like bongos.