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[ He's the meanest. The meanest. A RUDIE MCTOOTIE. ]

I do like to go beyond what's expected.

I need to measure your penis while you're hard.

[ ??? no explanation. just that. ]

[He's having war flashbacks to a certain network conversation suddenly.

Why is this happening again? Is he going to be asked about the size of his dick every few months?]

Sure. [Why say no at this point? It's technically out there for everyone to know anyways. He isn't even going to ask for an explanation.]

It looks like you really are the perfect person to approach when it comes to this. Thank you.

[ The fact that he doesn't have questions is truly very nice. ]

I have a non-disclosure agreement prepared, just so you know that this will not be publicised.

When are you free? It shouldn't take too much time. 😏

[ Sadly, this has been publicised. ]

I can't tell if that's a legitimate compliment or if I'm being made fun of a little. Do I come off that shameless? Don't answer that.

[He already knows the answer deep down in his heart.]

It doesn't matter if it is or not, honestly. The size of my cock is out there anyways. I had to measure it once for J. I assume you need to measure it yourself?

I'm free right now. This place gives us too much free time.

[He'll take having something to do at least. Even if it's...jerking off so someone can put a ruler next to his dick.]

I wouldn't say shameless, Rizely. Just unabashed. [ One sounds negative while one sounds positive... They are the same thing. ] I have to say, I admire that about you.

Oh! I see that this isn't your first time... And yes, I do need to measure it myself, so please rest assured that I'll take full responsibility for what happens before and after if need be.

[ Listen, if he wants to just jerk off to get it done though, Weiss won't have complaints. She's just willing to get a card out of it too, and it's also why she asked him and not some random person. ]

Great. Then should I come to your suite, or would you like to come to mine?

[ Someone also doesn't know he's ranked up, so... she might end up knocking on the wrong door if she came to him. ]

Don't those basically mean the same things?

[He gets it. He's kind of an unapologetic slut.]

Unfortunately so. I didn't think the actual measurement would matter, but here we are. Worried I might have some performance anxiety over this. I think measuring it myself is very different than having you measure it, hah.

[Look, he's more worried about maintaining an erection than anything else.]

Which is more convenient for you?

[It would be hilarious if she tried to go to his old suite and he's not there. Will she have to suffer two embarrassments because of him?]

Yes, but one sounds nice and the other doesn't. :)

You? Worried? After I just called you unabashed. I highly doubt it.

I'll come to you. I have to show some effort especially after you've agreed to this so easily, after all.

I'll be there soon.

[ Looks like Weiss was ready to leave already?! Because close to ten minutes later, she's found herself in the lower levels of the resort to look for Wriothesley. After standing in front of what appears to be his door, knocking on it a couple of times, and then having another guest NPC tell her that the tall and bulky man who used to live there isn't there anymore. . . Wriothesley's Watch is going to receive a barrage of texts. ]

RIZELY
WHERE DID YOU GO
THIS ISN'T A PRANK
IS IT
I'M WARNING YOU

[ boy when she gets her hands on you........................ ]

?

[HE IS JUST A CONFUSED MAN. WHY IS SHE YELLING AT HIM.]

I didn't go anywhere. I'm in my room at the moment.
Is
.
Wait, where are you right now?

[ Yeah, she isn't going to send him an actual text response. Rather, she takes a picture of his old door, clearly implying that she is outside of it. Of his former suite.

Someone did not get the memo!!! ]

Oh.
That's...
I'm Rank 7. I moved ranks at the beginning of the month.
I apologize. I should have mentioned it incase this happened.

Will a kiss make you feel better?

[At least he's being cute about it???]

Oh.

[ Fortunately this is through text. Wriothesley is spared her kneejerk reactions to such an embarrassment.

Her next response comes about five minutes later. She's done being dramatic!! She's gonna head up to his new suite now. ]

I don't think anything could ever heal the wounds of shame you've given me.

[This is the most dramatic response he has ever read??? Who will even know this happened other than them two. It's ludicrous, if not, a little endearing. Still, he definitely feels a little bad for her to end up looking for him in the wrong place.]

I feel bad.
Other than participating with your request, there isn't anything else I can't do?
If not for this blunder, but for your birthday.

I suppose you can at least try to make it up to me.

I'll leave it up to you as a surprise, though.

[ In any case, she does head back up a floor via elevator and goes looking for where his suite can possibly be. ]

Can you wait for me outside if you aren't naked or something?

Oh the pressure. I hope I don't disappoint then.

Gasp!
You think that I would just be waiting for you naked?
Ah, wait, I guess you do have a reason for seeing me.

I'll wait for you.

[When Weiss arrives, she'll find that Wriothesley is waiting in front of his suite door. He's sipping a cup of tea as he seems to be staring at his watch as he waits for her.]

I sure hope not.

I don't know what you do when you're alone!
I'm not that conceited that I would think you're naked already for me.

[ That's the last of her replies though, because she focuses on looking for Wriothesley now. On the upper floor, she doesn't even check the room numbers anymore, instead walking around the halls to find a big man with a big ass waiting outside one of the rooms.

Once she's spotted him? Well, she's relieved this wasn't yet another prank. ]

Wriothesley! [ This time? She doesn't sound as annoyed or irritated compared to her tone in texts. She's actually pretty glad.

And once she's bound up to him, she gives him a curtsy, a standard greeting for a Schnee. ] I've finally found you.

[Don't call his ass out like this???]

Ah, Weiss. I really apologize for the inconvenience. [He takes her hand to kiss the back of it.] I didn't think too much about it at the time and I suppose I thought that the systems might be better about indicating when people move ranks.

[Then again, this place really liked to keep things shrouded in mystery and finding certain information is far more difficult than expected. Thinking about it, is there anywhere they can actually check peoples' ranks??? He had never really cared about keeping track of it before.] I'll be more mindful in the future. Come on in though. I went ahead and brewed tea and set out some sweets.

[He brings his watch to his door, the sound of a click as it unlocks. Wriothesley pushes the door open to let her in.]

[ Wriothesley is lucky he's hot because she'd be in a crabbier mood otherwise. Taking her hand and kissing the back of it also helps - Weiss is pleased, and if she were a cat, she'd be preening right about now. ]

You just said the magic word. [ Sweets! ] I think your suite is just a little bigger than mine— [ Which of course, is confirmed once she's in! It's a lot more decorated than hers, a lot more spacious, and she already feels jealous that it doesn't feel as cramped as her own. ]

Yup. Definitely bigger. I wish I had something like this, or even better.

[Wriothesley being hot is a problem because it seems like he continuously gets away with things because of it. Don’t get so charmed by him, even if he’s doing it to hopefully placate the poor woman from going down to the basement for no reason.]

Are you fond of sweets? I recently bought some cake slices that I think pair nicely with a black tea. [He let’s her look around as he fills an electric kettle with water to boil and puts a few spoonfuls of a Darjeeling into his tea pot from a tin.] It’s a lot bigger than the room I had when I was rank 4, though I was content with my space. It is nice to have more room though.

[Once he fills the pot with hot water, he brings a tray with a tea set for two, accompanied with two slices of an airy chiffon cake to set on the living room table. Even if he knows what she wants to ask him to do, he should at least entertain his guest properly.]

Will you try to rank up then? You’re ambitious, so I can see you hitting the top ranks without trouble.

They're fine. I like to have them on occasion.

[ Weiss is not one to admit her sweet tooth, if only because she believes that liking sweets is for children. She would loathe to think that she was immature...! (A hypocrite is what she is gasgfh) ]

Yeah. Now this means you have more storage space. I'd love a bigger closet for my clothes if I got a bigger suite.

[ So she's kind of jealous! Weiss doesn't explore the place on her own though - that's not why she's here! She plays the role of a guest quite nicely, taking a seat in the living room and placing her hands on her lap all so daintily. ]

The reason why I am here is actually for that - a chance to promote myself. If I accomplish this task completely, then the House will give me that chance.

... Although I might ask if I can promote someone else, first. I'm fine where I am at this time. I have a friend who's a rank 2 and receives the worst treatment, you see.

Only on occasion? That's a shame. I'm very fond of sweets, personally.

[While Weiss finds it childish to be liking sweets, Wriothesley is not at all bothered with admitting his fondness of sugary treats. He knew that sweets were more of a luxury when it came to food and he was now lucky that he could indulge them as he pleased.

He carefully pours tea into the two tea cups before dropping two cubes of sugar into his own cup to let dissolve.]

I see. Is that why you asked to measure my dick? [The concept is still bizarre, but he had assumed she had her reasons.] The house seems to be pretty flexible with how you play the game. After all, it wasn't my choice to move up ranks. [Sometimes you are just voluntold by the redhead that lives across from you without your knowing until it happens.

He lifts his tea cup to sip at it before placing it back on its saucer. Well, there's no reason to delay what's to come, so he moves to stand up to start undoing his pants.]

Have you ever had crepes? I like those especially.

[ Her favourite food is frozen yoghurt but she won't say that out loud. She really does love desserts. ]

That is why I'm here, yes. [ It's the cake that she decides to go for first, holding her pinky out as she cuts a small bite of it. It's only after she speaks that she does take a bite to taste. ] Admittedly, I'd prefer an actual present, but I can't say I don't like a challenge.

[ Maybe that was the actual gift after all! Weiss doesn't seem too bothered or annoyed by it. Wriothesley probably knows that this girl like to be tested. ]

That's convenient, though. I guess my plan can work, after all. And I really wouldn't have known about you changing ranks until I asked! I wonder if there's a way to find out who's who in this place...

[ Something to think about over cake. ]

I think there's no one in Fontaine that hasn't had a crepe. Crepe Suzette is a staple in most cafes back home. I won't ever say no to a good scone, but I could say I'm rather partial to a nice slice of cake.

[Weiss might be avoidant of admitting it, but Wriothesley is more than happy to admit his fondness of sweets.]

Ever so ambitious, huh? Considering all the other things I've heard going around, this is probably better than what some others have gotten, I think. [People getting cursed or getting items that were, well, cursed... Maybe she got the best possible thing for her birthday.

He shucks his pants and underwear off, folding them and leaving them on the arm of the couch to have them at grabbing reach for later. It's a little awkward, but the conversation and mood is casual enough to not be too bothered.] If you're high enough rank, you could possibly ask about who is checked in, but I also imagine that part of the game is to not know who is around with what rank to extend the game for as long as possible. [He sits back down now with his pants removed.]

Well... when is your birthday? I'd like to know what you get.

[ Wriothesley was just eating cake a while ago and now he's pulling out the real treat. He really isn't shameless! And with another person, Weiss probably would fluster, but... she's learned better! While her cheeks turn red, she only darts her eyes away without really turning away. ]

I don't think the House would make it so easy.

[ Anyway, uhh... she has to lick her lips after some icing gets on her lips after her other bite. ]

Are you... I mean, I could help you? If you want it.

[ Or if he just wants to do it himself while she watches, she'd be fine with it, too. ]

It's in November. Hah, I'll let you know when it happens since you're curious. [Given the wide scope of what can happen, either Weiss will know because it's obvious, or he'll tell her once it happens. It'll be awhile before that happens though.

[Look, she came to measure his dick and he has to not get flustered by the concept of it. It probably helps he had measured himself because of J and that helps make this far less awkward. It would be embarrassing if he couldn't keep it up because he suddenly got some sort of performance anxiety...

He still laughs a little sheepishly. Okay, maybe he's a littleeee ruffled.]

Hah, I won't say no. I do enjoy my partners active with me. [He widens his stance, not at all shy to show himself off to her.]

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