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thank you!! i put a lot of work into it 💖

i thought it'd be funnier if i made you think i'd use schlong...i have to keep my readers on their toes! but also that word feels way too juvenile lol

[ Says the person who just wrote three penis poems. But hey, thanks, Natsuki! You were good for inspiring one single solitary thing. ]

no attempts at booty calling here!! that's not really my style!

i just figured i'd honor everyone that ended up on weiss's list...or i guess book report is more accurate? i'm a little jealous of her thoroughness

hmmmm i bet i could write more if i had to do that....

[ No one's dick report could beat a dick report from Monika! It'd be so long and deep and intense and-- ]