your measurements didn't match??? well that's interesting....
[ She assumes this is just a "guys being dudes" thing, so she doesn't question it. But the offer? There's a delay while she considers it. Her logical side says no. Her Spade tattoo is saying live a little, you dummy, because you clearly like dicks. Which one to listen to...
When it doubt, pick the option that a) allows her to use her writing skills, and b) potentially sets the record straight and makes Weiss look like a bad dick measurer! This is definitely not some competition Monika just made up. ]
i could write plenty you know 📝📝 i could even make it a short story for some variety!
...and this might make for a funny second date 😆
[ "Big Rizzley Measures Up" is going to fly off the shelves like hotcakes! ]
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ohhh so wait
your measurements didn't match??? well that's interesting....
[ She assumes this is just a "guys being dudes" thing, so she doesn't question it. But the offer? There's a delay while she considers it. Her logical side says no. Her Spade tattoo is saying live a little, you dummy, because you clearly like dicks. Which one to listen to...
When it doubt, pick the option that a) allows her to use her writing skills, and b) potentially sets the record straight and makes Weiss look like a bad dick measurer! This is definitely not some competition Monika just made up. ]
i could write plenty you know 📝📝 i could even make it a short story for some variety!
...and this might make for a funny second date 😆
[ "Big Rizzley Measures Up" is going to fly off the shelves like hotcakes! ]