hotproblems: (the cutest lorenz ever drawn)
🌹 certified 20 lorenz hellman gloucester 🌹 ([personal profile] hotproblems) wrote in [personal profile] armwriostle 2023-12-26 12:15 am (UTC)

LMAOOO huge win for my canonblind self

[Does he want to be scratched behind the ears... just say the word...]

You aren't incorrect. Unfortunately, a selfish individual will see no problem with their own behavior. There's nothing more egregious in life than dishonesty about one's intentions.

[Sometimes it takes people a while to realize that he himself couldn't possibly lie about such things and all of that flowery bravado is entirely serious, but! Never mind that now! There's tea on the table!! Lorenz leans up on his elbow to discuss the important matters of Quality Tea. How fortuitous...!!]

That aside, really? You would? That is, of course— fine tea speaks for itself, and you do strike me as a man of taste. I will begin investigating the finest blends this place has to offer!

[tea!!!!!]

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